Subject: Sir Cuddles In Wonderland 858 views

[sir cuddles]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true][atrb=cellpadding,0,true][atrb=valign,top][atrb=width,400px,bTable] Real name: J'aime Mernova. Age: Thirty-six. Occupation: DO game moderator, freelance keyboardist. Nationality: Japanese. Heritage: 1/2 Spanish, 1/4 Japanese, 1/8 Italian, 1/8 American. Marital status: Single and happily divorced. After a condom-less night with his ex-wife sixteen years ago during their happy and merry time in college, their daughter was born. Married right after their graduation, they had all these crazy ideas and notions of out-of-school freedom but they quickly come to realize how shitty living together was. They said having a kid was supposed to keep parents working together but a near-death incident was what ultimately led to their divorce, a decision J'aime considered was the best choice he ever made since buying a wand remote control. Don't get him wrong, he loves his kid. It's not mutual but J'aime doesn't sulk although he complains about it all the time. He gets blamed for being the terrible father all the time - which he admit was pretty accurate but that was because he was young and stupid back then. It's not like his wife was any better. All she could justify herself with was how she reared some life in her uterus for a long time and thus she was the best mother in the world. J'aime was being a good parent for a change and was teaching his kid how to ride the bike. He turned around a bit and boom, almost got ran over by a truck. Long story short, marriage sucks. BACKGROUND After a friend from DO invited him to work for the company, J'aime left the video game company he was working for as a soundtrack artist. He enjoys his job a lot and views the game as his own personal playground. He's excessively dramatic online unlike in real life where he's more reserved and outwardly friendly. As Sir Cuddles, he intentionally acts immature and perverted to get a reaction. Although his jokes tend to get cruel and overboard sometimes, he means no actual harm and can get rather grumpy and defensive than guilty when his "humor" is taken the wrong way. He doesn't get to act the same way in real life and J'aime claims "Sir Cuddles" was who he was when he was young, wild and free. DIGIMON ONLINE Lol, I'm sure Cuddles is going to end up in many people's dislike list. He doesn't mind and he doesn't care. In real life, he's got an encyclopedia of people he doesn't really like either but he considers everything in DO to be "nothing personal." Since it's online, J'aime isn't really going to fully take anyone seriously there and won't consider any formed relationships there to be "real." He can be friends and all that but he won't go too far to think they're really friends. Like him, he knows everyone in DO aren't showing who they really are. It's not a bad thing; that's the point of the game, isn't it? J'aime acts slightly less exaggerated with his colleagues and those around his age. He likes messing with the players since most of them are troubled teens in real life. Those that know him offline would know he's not really serious on the things he does in DO and is just screwing around. J'aime has quite a lot of diverse adult friends who he usually pretends to be good friends with. Not that he's such a plastic but he's an asshole and likes talking about people behind their backs. He's very bored. RELATIONS

[atrb=valign,top] jaime mernova "sir cuddles" DO game moderator crest of purity palmon x

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[löwe]

... cuddles. hi. /throws löwe at. these two probably met offline long time ago. I'm not sure if they would know each other online though, would they? Löwe tries to keep his identity a secret online by working as just a normal programmer though.

[maverick]

Hm, depending on how Cuddles acts, Mav and him could get along xD. Especially since Mav tends to be a giant ball of energy, especially within the game itself. We can have them meet and see how things go? x3

[rene1]

Ah, perhaps they’d get along. They’re about the same age as each other, and they’re both the very cheerful sort. Muse would appreciate his more carefree attitude, as long as he doesn’t tamper with his equipment, he’s good. Maybe J’aime might get a taste of his own medicine once in a while when Muse decides to play a little prank back, because it’s all in good fun, right?

[sir cuddles]

@lowe: where the hell is your profile link ,noob

@maverick: Sure! I was planning to jump in your open thread anyway and all the other open threads there. Cuddles do like energetic people but hopefully Mave wouldn't be pissed off at him at the first go.

@terpsichore: OMG LANCE AND DAMN YOU I CAN'T SPELL THE NAME

And that sounds fun. Omg, a normal adult person Cuddles can actually have? And geez, he has such a nice name. DUDE THEY'RE BOTH SPANISH!

THIS

IS

FABULOUS

I can see these two hanging out and actually getting along. Here's one weird-looking guy, and then here's a total bishie. Cuddles' carefree attitude tends to cross the line, or just barely so hopefully he's not that particularly strong against it.

Acrobat + ballerina boy = match made in heaven.

Sorry if I'm spazzing. Just woke up and skimming through your profile as I go along. Think they might have known each other from the game already? Like Cuddles was among the first GM Muse (I'm using his real name because I can't spell his username) encountered? How long has he been playing the game?

I just imagine the two would be all like, hey you when they casually bump each other and all that. How does Muse act in the game? I just can't help but think he's still doing those acrobatic stuffs even online and Cuddles would be like, *eats popcorn and throws banana on the floor*

[löwe]

:'[

[rene1]

Muse would wanna touch his hair, right off the bat. It’s so loooong and floooowing and siiiiilver~ c: Also, they can totally do stupid things together, like singing and dancing in the rain while everyone’s trying to sleep or something. That’d be cool.

Also, his name is ‘Sir Cuddles’. And he covers his eyes all the time. Many lols to be had.

Yeah, he can totally be the first GM he meets, and they can know each other from real life too… or more like, Cuddles can know him from real life, because if they just met in passing, Muse will likely not remember him. :’D Muse meets thousands of people a week, so if they just brushed past each other or Cuddles came to see a show, he’d likely not remember. He’s not a regular player either; he just gets into the game between shows and travelling.

And he’s totally still doing acrobatics in the game; it says in his profile that the only reason he’s really in the game is to reach a wider audience.

But also, if Cuddles tries to screw with his equipment or mess him up during a show, he’d punch him in the throat. That is all. I’mma just casually throw up a thread and you can prod it.

[sir cuddles]

@lowe with an o I won't bother to write properly: Yeah, I guess they have at least met each other once in the past. I doubt they're keeping contact with each other. Maybe Cuddles has heard of Kouichi. Maybe not by name. Since Kouichi doesn't seem to have as much fame as his intelligence, Cuddles and his buddies probably just know him by face. That kid who never really talks (correct me if I'm wrong) or just keeps with himself. Apparently has lots of brains but they don't really care much about it. Cuddles probably doesn't know his identity in-game either. Frankly, I don't think he knows anything about him because he doesn't care. Even if he's some programming genius, it doesn't really strike Cuddles' interest.

@muse: This pleases me!!! Cuddles wouldn't mind if Muse touches his hair. He'll touch back and everything. Probably not something he'd go as far to do in real life but it's all just for the lols, yes.

He might know of Muse in real life. Would Muse divulge such information to him in-game? I don't think Cuddles would do the same. He's not privy of his real life but he doesn't believe it's possible to make friends in the game. While he'll casually ask to Muse's real life story, he'll just dodge around questions asked to him in return. He's not going to be interested meeting Muse in real life. Just curious.

By equipment/show, are we talking about IRL? Because if it's in the game, I think Cuddles would try to screw him up...eventually. And if he punches him, he's going to be mad because DUUDE IT'S JUST A JOKE YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET HURT. He'll probably threaten Muse for attacking a game moderator. And then it would be the end of a beautiful friendship :(

[reitgerte]

Noirtier:

Oh god poor baby. orz Noir is totally oblivious. Cuddles could do so many pranks and half the time he probably wouldn't even realize that it's a mean prank, he'd just think that he's missing something. Oh god I just think Cuddles would have so much fun with poor Noir.

Pollux:

Ahh, so, this is a fun one too. Elijah and Cuddles probably know each other simply because they're both staff. He'd be handling bugs with digimon AI primarily, since AI is his 'thing'. He's pretty calm and level headed, all things considered. He can take a joke. He looks almost identical to his real-world self as well. A few years younger, and that's about it.

All this seems well and good until you get to his twin. Elias is less his Achilles's heel and more his Achilles's leg. Elias is a recovering and fairly heavily medicated schizophrenic. He's recovering, but he's an extremely touchy subject with Elijah. He'd probably not bring him up at work - the only way I can see Cuddles finding out is if he met them in the digital world, where they look completely identical - except Elijah has glasses. Heaven's help cuddles if he does anything to Elias. :'|

[maverick]

I doubt Mav would get mad at him, it actually takes a lot to anger him unless you push the right button. Then he's kinda goin' zerker mode, which is never a good thing :U.

[motorhead]

So Motorhead and Sir Cuddles should be friends somehow :'U I know he doesn't get along with people much but Motor isn't too picky and would think he was absolutely hilarious :I They could bond over messing with the players a little and pulling pranks on them and all that jazz, and I think in real life Harley would feel a kinship with J'aime because of his failed marriage... somehow. Not quite sure how yet but you know, he's had a failed relationship too so... idk, unlikely friends maybe? eue if that's okay, I don't know. orz

[sir cuddles]

@noirtier:

@pollux: Profile link >:C but if my memory serves me right...Pollux is a kid...ish? I don't think he'll poke fun at Pollux for something as serious as that. Most of the time, Cuddles make jokes he believe is funny. Causing irritation to others is part of the fun. But he's not a bully. If it's something as serious as injuries, even Cuddles know that's not something to laugh at. He's not a sick bastard. Just...sometimes

I'm not sure if Pollux and Cuddles might know each other in DO though. Maybe they've seen each other once or twice but they seem to be working on two different things. Cuddles is just an ordinary GM. Though if they do bump each other, Cuddles isn't going to spare Pollux for some trouble. I doubt he'll treat Pollux the same way as he'd abuse treat members. He'll be more behaved. Still impish, but behaved.

@maverick: SIR CUDDLES WANT THAT TO HAPPEN

@motorhead: HOW OLD IS MOTORHEAD IN REAL LIFE??? CUDDLES NEED DRINKING BUDDIES.

[motorhead]

TWENTY SIX BB. DRINKING BROS 4 LYF. lemme know if you want to start a thread~

[sir cuddles]

Sorry for the uber lateness man. I had a half-finished reply so it's going to sound awkward now but here it is!

OKAY, I'M COOL WITH THIS. JAIME IS YOUR SEMPAI. He will be the first to give advice on failed marriages. Cuddles is the sort of man who likes his freedom as a single man. Marriage is a baaaaad thing and he'll go out with his friends to go to toy stores, geeky conventions and then go out and drink some beer! I guess they met through the friend of a friend? I'm sorry if this is in your profile or it has been mentioned already but what kind of job does Harley have? Hobbies and all that?

And also, does Harley want to join that RPing guild? Cuddles joined for the lols with a bunch of his real life friends who also play the game. They're just there to screw around.

[rene2]

Augh, don’t even. Instant enemies, probably. 4.8.9 is much too uptight for Sir Cuddles, and Cuddles is too hyper and too mischievous for him to appreciate anything that he has to offer. Oh yes, even if Sir Cuddles is a staff member, 4.8.9 would likely not regard him too highly… or at all.